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SEPTEMBER 2007
Comrade Kasahara was a very welcome new face at this month’s PROD. To be honest, we’ve got reservations - she likes Steely Dan and has better tattoos than us. But nevermind, the fact she manages to live in Leicester and stay relatively sane is reason enough to salute her indefatidigibility and add her to the ranks of other comrades of the month.
Favourite Revolutionary Hit
NoMeansNo - Mondo Nihillissimo 2000
Who’d Be First Up Against the Wall when the Revolution Comes?
For crimes against the nation’s ears, James Blunt. Former soldier or not, I bet he’d crack like an old lady’s hip.
What’s the Undergarment of choice for the discerning revolutionary?
Generic mass-produced jockey shorts in a nice soft jersey, to prevent guerilla warfare-based chafing.
What’s your message to the people?
Get on the dancefloor and do your duty!
MAY 2007
Comrade Gashead is a long term PROD supporter and a long-overdue Comrade of the Month. Not only was he celebrating some soccer team from Wales or somewhere winning a minor game, but he also did something silly that made his nose hurt. All of which makes him about the happiest looking COTM we’ve ever had
Favourite Revolutionary Hit
Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys
Who’d Be First Up Against the Wall when the Revolution Comes?
Oh I dunno, we’ll give everyone a chance. But some will have fewer chances than others.
What’s the Undergarment of choice for the discerning revolutionary?
Obviously any decent revolutionary will be going commando
What’s your message to the people?
Dance, smile, sing, it’s good for ya. It’s a grand old life if you persevere. Fight the power!
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APRIL 2007
For travelling from Portsmouth, for dancing like a man trying not to soil himself, for looking like Judge Jules, we’d like to welcome Comrade Bambi to our pantheon of greats.
Favourite Revolutionary Hit
Diana Ross & The Supremes - You Keep Me Hanging On
Who’d Be First Up Against the Wall when the Revolution Comes?
Those responsible for ‘reality’ television. It’d be filmed live, naturally.
What’s the Undergarment of choice for the discerning revolutionary?
Under…what? It’s the summer for christs sake, the air must flow!
What’s your message to the people?
Keep smiling, keep dancing, keep fighting!. All power to the Peoples Republic of Disco and the new age of Discocracy!
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MARCH 2007
For her loyalty, for her enthusiasm, for putting up with Spud, March’s Comrade of the Month had to be Comrade Monkey Bum.
Favourite Revolutionary Hit
Dolly Parton - 9 To 5
Who’d Be First Up Against the Wall when the Revolution Comes?
That racist, Jim Davidson, for sure. And after he’s cold in the ground, I shall dance on his grave in a scarlet dress singing “Who’s sorry now?”
What’s the Undergarment of choice for the discerning revolutionary?
Camo pants on my boyfriend. Tight enough to make my heart beat faster, and to ensure he remains infertile.
What’s your message to the people?
“Thank you for not breeding.”
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PROD’S PERMANENT COMRADE OF THE MONTH….
RIP Kurt
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