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In a sense, we are ALL part of the PROD Collective, especially anyone who’s come along, brought tunes, bought us drinks, sang along..
But - these days - the core PROD crew are as follows:
COMRADE OUCHMONKEY -
your MC for the evening (yes, that barely audible Brummy drone is all his) but also one of the PROD deck proles, and fast getting ideas above his station with his decknamology and turntabletennis. Basically, a bit of a flash wanker.
COMRADE DUBVERSION -
Never knowingly under-drunk, but we forgive him ‘cos this was all his idea. The other PROD deckprole - until the pills kick in, and which point he absolves himself of all responsibility and just twitches a bit in time with the music.
COMRADE SNODDY -
Ah, what can we say about Comrade Snoddy, that hasn’t already been said in the various injunctions taken out against him. A wild card in the PROD pack, just see his little eyes light up when he hears the Orangemen start to beat out their march. We only really keep him around for shits’n'giggles, but he doesn’t mind ‘cos he knows his mammy loves him
COMRADE MARMOSETTE -
Bringing some much needed glamour (and a touch of book-learning and clever talk) into the PROD Crew, Comrade Dubversion downloaded Comrade Marmosette off the internet some time ago and set her to work in the PROD salt mines. She kinda stands around mostly, and does all the work Snoddy can’t do cos he’s too busy grabbing the breasts of innocent bystanders.
COMRADE STARK -
the silent man in the PROD Crew. Guarding the door like a vigilant but dipsomaniac spaniel, he somehow manages to concentrate on his obscure Polish comic book even while you lot are throwing yourselves around to the latest pisspoor Destiny’s Child bootleg. It is for this, and his quite astonishing capacity for alcohol, we salute him
THOSE WHO HAVE ALSO SERVED.
Comrade Magenta Lapin…. Comrade Shirl… Comrade Furvert… Comrade Wolfie.. Comrade Knitted Boy… Comrade Badly… and all the others who’ve helped out on the cloakroom or the decks over the years…
